In the game of mallets there is a direct correlation between competition and fun: the more, the merrier. Croquet achieves suspense, glory, and depth as the number of players rises, primarily because one has a greater mathematical opportunity to rack up additional shots by tapping opponents. This is true especially in versions of the game that call for many trips through the central wicket, where a traffic jam in the middle opens the possibility for epic comebacks and wild rides. Conversely, croquet à deux can seem flat or turn into an unremitting celebration of skill disparity as one ball cruises the course well before the other. Here is a solution to this dilemma—a true revi... See full document!